A Present for Mama, Much fun when our mother joins in our raunchy joke
My brother Sal and I were getting ready to watch a daytime baseball game the weekend before Mothers’ Day. During the pre-game show, they ran a promo for a rerun of SVU with one of their off-beat paternity cases. I don’t remember what they said in the promo, but it jogged Sal’s memory. “Did you hear about the guy whose girlfriend had his kid after a blow job?” “How’d that happen?” I asked. “Well, the reason it made the news is that the guy refused to fuck her. He came in her mouth. No one’s explained how long she held it there, … Read more