From MILF to MILF

They both stopped five feet in of me as I sat on the couch at seven at night. “Mom, Monica and I are just gonna hang out in my room.” I looked at them as they held hands and stayed close. “Okay, Lexi,” I replied, just before they both bolted. I paused the show and…

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Nudity is For The Birds

“For today, abandon rude or disrespectful unneighborliness, photography without explicit permission, and uninvited groping, all ye who would enter here. Tomorrow, ask yourself if you want them back.” -Sign above the gate at Potter Farm’s Annual Birthday Suit Bazaar and Celebration of The Skin You’re In. * Robin almost didn’t go that year. Two years…

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Girls Next Door

Disclaimer: All of the characters are fictional and over the age of 18. ~~~~~ “Dammit, Kurt, we need to get you laid at least once before we graduate!” said my roommate Dave. Graduation was in about four weeks. “Mister Tongue-Tied?” asked Tom. “Good luck with that. Have you ever thought about a prostitute? I’ll chip…

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