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He realises his mother is a woman and not just a mum

When she comes into the kitchen, I try to keep my eyes on her face, which is difficult because she’s gorgeous. Of course it’s just physical nuts and bolts, but with a divine hand doing the crafting. Just seeing her move pulls at me on a visceral level. Some women are just built in a way to make a man groan. But my mother is better than most. I sip my water and try to hold it together. Which is getting more and more difficult of late. “You should put on some clothes,” I tell her. Her response is to…