Valentines day

Her worst Valentine’s Day was the absolute best

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I fucking hate Valentine’s Day. It’s a retail excuse for showering your loved one in flowers and chocolates, and an overpriced dinner of surf and turf. The card companies make out the most, selling beautiful card stock dreams in red, pink, and white–all with promises of romance and devotion. It’s poetry in motion, complete with a fat baby with wings and a bow and arrow. (Who gave a baby that job? Babies have no depth perception.) And I hate it all. Actually, I don’t hate it. Currently, I just hate Tyler. I had thought it had been a great six … Read more

Valentine’s Fuck

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I’ve never expected such a thing to happen. The one I’m going to tell you about is not only my best friend but also my cousin. Her name’s Muskan, the cutest as well as the hottest girl in my life. I’ve come to know about this just yesterday. She’s a 36-26-36 figure with curves that’d blow any guys minds out and dicks up. So into the story. As Valentine’s day was coming, Muskan’s friends(all of them couples) arranged a couple‘s party. Now Muskan had broke up very recently with her bf. She really wanted to go but didn’t want to … Read more