“You need a spanking.”
“I do not need a spanking.”
“Do you really think that arguing is going to help your case?”
“Might do.”
“Or?”
“Or it may mean you spank me harder, and longer.”
“And which of those two options do you think will happen?”
“Can’t we just have sex instead? You could always do me in the arse.”
“You don’t think that’s going to happen anyway?”
“Worth a try, I suppose.”
“You’re just procr-ass-tinating; I’m going to fetch the hairbrush.”
“Oh, there’s really no need, your hair looks wonderful my love.”
“It’s time the smart-arse got a smarting arse.”
“The spanking I can take, but do I have to put up with the terrible puns?”
“Come here and drop your jeans.”
“Can’t I keep them on, it’s very cold.”
“You won’t be worried about that in a minute.”
“But, you’re using the brush, surely I can keep them on?”
“If you don’t take them down, I’ll fetch the cane.”
“Okay, okay, no need for that.”
“Better; in fact you can give me that belt you’re wearing too.”
“Aw, not fair.”
“Right, over my knee you go.”
“This carpet needs a clean.”
“Does it need a brush?”
“Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…”
“Stop making such a fuss, we’ve only just started.”
“You could’ve started with your hand instead.”
“I’ve spanked you so many times now that my hand is no longer effective. This brush, on the other hand, gets right to the heart of the matter.”
“Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, nooo, stop, please.”
“There’s only a few marks, let’s give your thighs a go too.”
“Nooooooo, no, no, no, no, no…Oh god that hurts.”
“That’s better. You know how I like a uniform colour.”
“I didn’t think you were in to uniforms. Ow, ow, oh fuck, since when did you learn to hit so hard.”
“Stop kicking your legs or the cane’s coming out of the cupboard.”
“Please no, the marks have only just gone from the last time you caned me.”
“You can have 20 more with the hairbrush, 10 on each cheek.”
“Alternate? Please do me that for me.”
“Nope, left cheek first.”
“Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…thanks love, you certainly know how to endear yourself to me don’t you.”
“Yep, and these last 10 are coming quicker.”
“Owowowowowowowowowow…you bloody sadist!”
“Aw, you love me really.”
“What was that? Oh God it’s cold. I can’t believe you hid lube under the cushion.”
“Relax hon, we’re going to be stretching this tight hole of yours.”
“Please don’t tell me you’re brought the large plug.”
“Okay, I won’t.”
“But, you have, haven’t you?”
“Just relax, it’s going in and it will hurt more if you resist.”
“All this because I forgot to pick up your dry cleaning?”
“You knew you were getting a spanking long before that, you just made sure you got it nice and hard by inconveniencing me. Are you trying to tell me you didn’t do that on purpose?”
“OW…please take it easy, it stings, please don’t push so hard. Let me relax a bit.”
“In it goes.”
“Uhnnggh…oh fuck, that burns.”
“Oh dear, maybe I should pop it out and try again, really get you used to the girth?”
“No, please, it hurt enough the first time.”
“You know, I think I will. You know how I like to do a job properly.”
“Aghh, nooo, ohh fuck, not again, oww, I hate you.”
“No you don’t, but for that, I think a couple more times should get that hole of yours nice and ready for me later.”
“Oh god, at least use more lube.”
“Fair enough, out it pops; let’s fill you right up.”
“Oh my God, how much did you squeeze in? Is there any left?”
“I bought several tubes, but thanks for your concern. Right, open up, here it comes.”
“Ahhhh. Shit. It hasn’t got any smaller.”
“Good, all in. Right, up you get, time to get naked.”
“You’re kidding, right?”
“What’s the matter? Going to complain about getting cold again? Had you forgotten about the belt?”
“Damn, no, but I hoped you had.”
“Unlucky. Now strip or I’ll double the strokes.”
“How many did you have in mind?”
“Hmm, I thought 12 hard ones should be enough, but given your evident arousal I think you’ll be wanting a few more, heh!”
“Oh and I suppose you’re not enjoying this at all?”
“Sure, I love spanking you, just glad to see the feeling’s mutual. Put the clothes on the chair and bend over the arm of the sofa.”
“Can I at least have a pillow?”
“Sure, just make sure that butt is nice and high.”
“Anything to please you darling.”
“Oh good, that’s another 6. Any more wise-cracks?”
“Me and my big mouth.”
“OK, 18 it is. Glad you chose this belt when you got dressed this morning, nothing like softening up new leather on a delectable bottom such as yours.”
“Aaahhhhhhwwwww. Christ, 17 more like that and I’m a blubbering wreck.”
“That’s the intention. I want you to be thinking of me every time you sit down at work tomorrow.”
“Owww, please, take it…Ow…easy, I know I…Argh…like nice marks but…Owwww…I’m not…Ow…sure…ow…I…pfff…can…Nghh…take…Oweeee…that…Ooow…many…aargh…strokes…ow…in…Yow…one gooooow!”
“Four to go. I seemed to have been remiss and neglected your thighs. Let’s make it another 6 to even the hue up a bit shall we?”
“Noo-oooowwwww, Fuck, Ayyeee, Owww, Nghhh, Arghhh…Yowww!”
“Ahhh, there, there. Just what the doctor ordered.”
“If you’re the doctor, I want a second opinion. Ow…Ow…Okay, okay, I got it! No more. You’ve made your point.”
“Hmmm, what a lovely sight. You’ll be cherishing those bruises for a week or so. Stay there while I get ready.”
“You took your time!”
“Oh, I’m sorry, did you say you want a few more?”
“No, no, I’m fine. I don’t think my poor arse can take any more.”
“That’s where you’re wrong. Let’s just remove this plug, you know what’s coming.”
“Ohhhaaaahhhh…you didn’t have to do it quite so quickly.”
“Now, now, less of the fuss; Let’s just open you up a little before the grand entrance.”
“Oh my God…oww, please go easy on my poor bum. You know I want it, but…ohhhh…not so fast, my poor hole can’t cope.”
“It’s coping fine, now reach around and pull your cheeks apart for me, I want you to welcome me in. What do you say?”
“Please, fuck my arse.”
“I didn’t quite hear you. Would you like me to fuck your arsehole?”
“Yes, please, please fuck my bum.”
“Then it is my pleasure to fulfil your wish.”
