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Mom’s Surprise Birthday Party, Mom will never forget her 42nd Birthday

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Mom’s Surprise Birthday Party, Mom will never forget her 42nd Birthday, “Happy Birthday, Mom!” I said over the phone as soon as my mother answered. “How old are you again? 25? No… Wait, you couldn’t be a day over 21!” “Oh, Matthew. Would you stop! You know I’m 42 today. We couldn’t possibly be the same age.” My mother joked back. “Well, I stand by my statement. You don’t look a day over 21!” I continued. “Are you getting into anything tonight?” I asked. “Oh, you know me. I’m just a boring old woman; I don’t have any plans for tonight. … Read more

Janey goes to the noodle camp 2

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Janey goes to the noodle camp 2 Janey and John were headed to the noodle camp. I knew it was a nudist camp, but since I was going to see bunches of noodles, I called it a noodle camp. John had received a very valuable invite to an very exclusive party. I knew since we had to get blood tests to prove we had no STDs we would be in for one hell of a fuck fest. Little did I know what I was getting into. In my many years on this earth, I thought I had done about everything … Read more

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