Damsel in Distress

DAMSEL IN DISTRESS: MODERN-DAY FOLKTALES; or, Amusement for Adults, compiled by MAX BLITZ. INTRODUCTION: Tiffany’s Troubles, and Her Helpers. Our self-sacrificing heroine always does her best to do right by others, especially the men and boys who are only too happy to help her out of her difficulties. Along the way, the gentle click of her mental kaleidoscope shows how her views change as a pair of decrepit old boots wins her affections in “The Godfather and the Goodfellas; or, Beauty and the Boots”, while in “Prince Charming and the Devil’s Thorns; or, Sleeping Beauty” an endangered species of wasps … Read more

He finally gets his chance with the University cheerleader

He finally gets his chance with the University cheerleader, After the football game I was beat. We had struggled but lost. I wanted so badly to go home with a win so we could have a reason to be proud. I put in my best, I knew it, the coach new it, my team mates knew it. But I could not shake the feeling of defeat. So, when Cindy yelled for me to hurry and get in the car I half heartedly limped over towards the old Buick. There had to be seven kids in there already. Cindy looked over the … Read more

Mom’s Surprise Birthday Party, Mom will never forget her 42nd Birthday

Mom’s Surprise Birthday Party, Mom will never forget her 42nd Birthday, “Happy Birthday, Mom!” I said over the phone as soon as my mother answered. “How old are you again? 25? No… Wait, you couldn’t be a day over 21!” “Oh, Matthew. Would you stop! You know I’m 42 today. We couldn’t possibly be the same age.” My mother joked back. “Well, I stand by my statement. You don’t look a day over 21!” I continued. “Are you getting into anything tonight?” I asked. “Oh, you know me. I’m just a boring old woman; I don’t have any plans for tonight. … Read more

Janey goes to the noodle camp 2

Janey goes to the noodle camp 2 Janey and John were headed to the noodle camp. I knew it was a nudist camp, but since I was going to see bunches of noodles, I called it a noodle camp. John had received a very valuable invite to an very exclusive party. I knew since we had to get blood tests to prove we had no STDs we would be in for one hell of a fuck fest. Little did I know what I was getting into. In my many years on this earth, I thought I had done about everything … Read more

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