Sonam : I do not understand… Make you say what, Keshav??
Keshav : Sonama Ji!! No.. No.. No..
Sonam : Hahaha… It’s been a long time since you called me ‘Sonam Ji’. You used to do that when you were a kid.
Keshav : I know, Mom. I remember.
Sonam : But, leave that for now. Will you please tell me why your boxers are so tight??
Keshav : You are irritating me, Mom. Stop asking why. You already know!!
Sonam : I am the one who is getting pissed off. Why can’t you just tell me what it is, instead of trying to evade my question?!
Keshav : Stop messing with me mom. Please!!
Sonam : I don’t get it, Keshav. Why do you have to act so weird all the time?? I can guess it is something very silly. But, why can’t you just tell me??
Keshav : It is indeed something very silly, Mom. Just leave it, please. Don’t even bother to guess.
Sonam : Is there anything wrong with the boxers, Keshav?? Something like they are not branded, and the stitch is poor. And you are worried I will ask you how you are spending the money we give you to buy your clothes.
Keshav : Mom.. Enough!! Hahahah.. Enough, okay.
Sonam : Why are you laughing?? Just tell me what it is then. Don’t make me look so stupid.
Keshav : It’s something personal, Mom… Hope that will do.
Sonam : Oh..
Keshav : Yes, Mom.
Sonam : Hhmm… Okay Keshav.. Now, listen. I know you are a big boy, but I am your mother. I have crossed your age myself, and I know how things can be during this period of your life. So, whatever it is, you can tell me. I can help you.
Keshav : Mom…
Sonam : Yes Keshav… I am right here.. Tell me.. I am listening.
Keshav : It is not something I need help with, Mom.
Sonam : It is alright, Keshav. I am your friend. You don’t have to feel shy. You can tell me.
Keshav : Ohhh.. Mom… You are so dumb!! Don’t you understand?? It is the size of my penis!!
Sonam : Oh my.. What?? What did you just say??
Keshav : Exactly what you just read. I gave you an answer for your question. I told you the truth, Mom. Are you happy now??
Sonam : When did I ask you anything about your penis?? I cannot believe you just said that. Is this how you talk to your mother??
Keshav : My dear naive Mom… I am not trying to be rude, here. I am just telling you the facts. My boxers look tight, I mean tighter than when others usually wear, because my penis is big. My penis is bigger than what most people have. Even when flaccid.
Sonam : And how big??
Keshav : Oh, come on…Stop this conversation, Mom. This is embarrassing.
Sonam : No.. Tell me!! If you think you have grown so big, to talk such shit, and say this kind of gross stuff to your own mother… Be man enough to tell me your size too.
Keshav : What is this, Mom?? I had to tell you that, because you asked me for the reason. You kept asking me. I am sorry, Mom. I did not mean to disrespect you. Please don’t get angry, now.
Sonam : Just stop it. Okay!! Stop faking your ‘good loving son’ act. You get me?? You just showered me with the kind of expletive a shameless creep will tell a paid whore. I hope you will someday realize the magnitude of your mistake. I am not cursing you, only because I gave birth to you.
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